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It always seems to me so odd that when a man dies, he takes out with him all the knowledge that he has got in his lifetime whilst sowing his wild oats...more

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Swimming has its educational value - mental, moral, and physical - in giving you a sense of mastery over an element, and of power of saving life, and ...more

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From the boys' point of view, scouting puts them into fraternity-gangs, which is their natural organisation, whether for games, mischief, or loafing; ...more

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I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be happy and enjoy life.

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It is well if you go in for revenge to make it as complete as possible.("The Vengeance Of The Dead")

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When you consider that a human being has the opportunity of being acquainted with only a few hundred people, and out of the few hundred that there are...more

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No one can tell, when two people walk closely together, what unconscious communication one mind may have with another

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A breath of laughter will blow a Government out of existence in Paris much more effectually than a whiff of cannon-smoke

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments ch...more

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In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.

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Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

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New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any...more

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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

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I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or ...more

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The only cure for a real hangover is death.

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

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Streets flooded. Please advise.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

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Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?