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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There ...more

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Take my hands,” Alec said. “And take my strength too. Whatever of it you can use to— to keep yourself going.

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It was at first almost as if he hadn't wanted to kiss her. His mouth was hard on hers, unyielding; then he put both arms around her and pulled her aga...more

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And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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We had and incident. I took care of it.""Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a ho...more

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Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.

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We're not dating," Alec said again."Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?

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While this is all very amusing, the kiss that will free the girl is the kiss that she most desires,” she said. “Only that and nothing more.”Jace’s hea...more

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We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

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I may not believe in sin,” he said, “but I do feel guilt. We Shadowhunters live by a code, and that code isn’t flexible. Honor, fault, penance, those ...more

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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

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It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green.""If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said...more

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You're not gay, are you?"Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.