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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.

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Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

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The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harl...more

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Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.

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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense