God, don't they teach you how to spell these days?""No," I answer. "They teach us to use spell-check.
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You," Seven pronounced, "are a train wreck of sexual history."But this is inaccurate. A runaway train is an accident. Me, I'll jump in front of the tr...
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I was in the mood to make out in the back row of the movie theater with someone who did not know my first name. I wanted three guys to fight for the h...
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I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious."Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register.By then the bar...
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I lean against my sister's shoulder. "I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice.""Sure it does," Izzy tells me. "But only ...
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The bottom line is that we never fall for the person we're supposed to.
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I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had ...
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I love the way he smelled whenever his head dipped close to hear what I was saying—like the sun striking th cheek of a tomato, or soap drying in the h...
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He's an egotistical dickhead who's going to chew you up and spit you out; and you have a really awful history of falling for assholes that you ought t...
