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Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

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Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES ...more

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I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

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We just did an awesome job of not dying.

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He was a dying man looking down on the surgeons trying to save him.

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I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

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Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On...more

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People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn't bear the though of their loved ones not existing, and couldn't even imagine themselves not existing....more

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But ultimately I do not believe that she was only matter. The rest of her must be recycled, too. I believe now that we are greater than the sum of our...more

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There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged ou...more

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I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone who might have loved you back but can't due to deadness.

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People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn't bear the idea of death being a big black nothing, couldn't bear the thought of their loved ones not ...more

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There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged ou...more

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I found myself thinking about President William McKinley, the third American president to be assassinated. He lived for several days after he was shot...more