"The face of the water, in time, became a wonderful book- a book that was a dead language to the uneducated passenger, but which told its mind to me wi...











I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules.
More Mark Twain quotes
"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
"Perfect grammar--persistent, continuous, sustained--is the fourth dimension, so to speak: many have sought it, but none has found it.
"Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates a ripple effect.
"The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.
"The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.
"Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.
"T[he rules of writing] require that the personages in a tale shall be alive, except in the case of corpses, and that always the reader shall be able t...
"T[he rules of writing] require that the episodes in a tale shall be necessary parts of the tale, and shall help to develop it.
"A man who is not born with the novel-writing gift has a troublesome time of it when he tries to build a novel. I know this from experience. He has no ...
"Write what you know.
"In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their o...
"Occasionally, merely for the pleasure of being cruel, we put unoffending Frenchmen on the rack with questions framed in the incomprehensible jargon of...
"Loose and forbear!
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so t...



