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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarte...more

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Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.

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Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.

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But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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Kill the women? No – nobody ever saw anything in the books like that. You fetch them to the cave, and you’re always as polite as pie to them; and by-a...more

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Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

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A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a sing...more