"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
~ Mark Twain ~











More Mark Twain quotes
"Well, everybody does it that way, Huck.""Tom, I am not everybody.
"Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
"And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars--all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families...
"Life itself is only a vision, a dream.""Nothing exists; all is a dream. God--man--the world--the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars--a dream, all ...
"Yes, King Edward VI lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them worthily.
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
"If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
"Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the...
"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
"Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.
"The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author, sculptor, painter, lecturer, advocate, legislator, actor, preacher, singer is constructively in...
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.


