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I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes ...more

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The snag in this business of falling in love, aged relative, is that the parties of the first part so often get mixed up with the wrong parties of the...more

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Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and ...more

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Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.

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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.