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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

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You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'...more

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consul...more

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Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.