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The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it...more

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(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".

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R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.

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The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.

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Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment ...more