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People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just con...more

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.