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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anythi...more

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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.