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Ninety percent of living is just showing up.

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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I do not believe in an afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't want to go on living. Now I happen to own t...more

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to...more

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.