I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
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I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection f...
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
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What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.
