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I regarded finding I had a form of Alzheimer's as an insult and decided to do my best to marshal any...

Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's cal...

Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.

Previous generations understood about death, and undoubtedly would have seen a reasonable amount of ...

Love you will find only where you may show yourself weak without provoking strength.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

In football you always get judged on your last game. Whoever you are, or how amazing you are, it's t...

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for...

The government is us; we are the government, you and I.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams the old ...

Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.

Hold firmly that our faith is identical with that of the ancients. Deny this, and you dissolve the u...

If, then, you are looking for the way by which you should go, take Christ, because He Himself is the...

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

Never spend your money before you have earned it.

When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred.

It is neither wealth nor splendor but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness.

For I must tell you that we artists cannot tread the path of Beauty without Eros keeping company wit...

Solitude is not something you must hope for in the future. Rather, it is a deepening of the present,...

For that moment at least they seemed to give up external plans, theories, and codes, even the inesca...

I forbid you, agnostic, doubting thoughts, to destroy the house of my faith.

The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are...

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, o...

Is this not the true romantic feeling; not to desire to escape life, but to prevent life from escapi...

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choo...

You have to respect all your competitors.

To have command is to have all the power you will ever need. To have all the power you will ever nee...

My dad used to say, 'Just because you dress up in a coat and tie, it doesn't influence your intellig...

You affect the world by what you browse.

The amount of control you have over somebody if you can monitor internet activity is amazing.

Fiction, maybe art in general, is a tentative, uncertain enterprise; it's not science, it's an explo...

The wars don't end when you sign peace treaties or when the years go by. They will echo on until I'm...

Who do you call a civilian in a guerilla war? I mean, it might be a farmer by day or a merchant, a h...

Real courage is knowing what faces you and knowing how to face it.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

I think that big, sort of theatrical relaunches tend to set you up for failure and hype.

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instr...

For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't ge...

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but ...

Advertising is, of course, important because advertise is the final design. It's the last layer that...

If you look at romantic comedies as pieces of commerce, the audience is looking for wish fulfillment...

Reading a script is usually as exciting as reading a boilerplate legal document, so when you read on...

Celebrate what you want to see more of.

What I've learned about marriage: You need to have each other's back you have to be a kind of team g...

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. As far as I'm concerned, that's succes...

You get into your late fifties, people start falling like flies all around you. I don't take life fo...

Go after what you really love and find a way to make that work for you, and then you'll be a happy p...

When you get older, your health becomes important to you, things start breaking down, you've always ...

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk ...

When you write, it's making a certain kind of music in your head. There's a rhythm to it, a pulse, a...

You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, ...

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

It's not just that reporting gives you a bigger slice of life, gives - lends verisimilitude to what ...

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back.

I've always loved the mixture of crushing live drums with a programmed groove, that really cool blen...

When you're playing upside down, it takes twice the strength.

You should never ask a horse or an actor to do something they cannot do. Wisdom will teach you to fi...

Women's rights is not only an abstraction, a cause; it is also a personal affair. It is not only abo...

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.

A faith is something you die for, a doctrine is something you kill for. There is all the difference ...

I think if you're going to be committed to doing anything, you really have to care about it, and I s...

People's real hopes and dreams can be distorted and misdirected and packaged until you're not sure w...

I happen to think it's the politics that makes you electable, but the reason for that is politicians...

You can be self-empowered and still learning about how you think about things daily.

When I was little, my mom tells me, I used to say things like, 'Mom do you hear the string section? ...

A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.

When we started making 'Where You Live', I bought a bunch of Polaroid cameras in so that people coul...

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction bet...

When God hands you a gift, he also hands you a whip; and the whip is intended for self-flagellation ...

Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarant...

Don't change on me. Don't extort me unless you intend to do it forever.

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to...

If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.

It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down.

Being young isn't about age, it's about being a free spirit. You can meet someone of 20 who's boring...

Designers are very fickle. I never wanted to be a victim of that. You're in one minute, out the next...