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No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, an...

Believers, look up - take courage. The angels are nearer than you think.

No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, an...

Believers, look up - take courage. The angels are nearer than you think.

No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, an...

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! alas, time stays, we go.

Believers, look up - take courage. The angels are nearer than you think.

You can't raise the standard of women's morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than th...

Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don't hunt through the Church for a...

The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If ther...

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures around th...

If you will read again what is written, you will see how it was.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and ther...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

In this bright future you can't forget your past.

If you get down and quarell everyday, you're saying prayers to the devil, I say.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can't be entertained - or people who are afrai...

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have tha...

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at ...

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

However British you may be, I am more British still.

To develop political and economic power in a capitalist society, you need capital.

You don't fight racism with racism, the best way to fight racism is with solidarity.

If you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams.

One thing you have got to do politically is to identify the ties that bind society together and try ...

It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overd...

Russia also declared its independence. This was approved by the Supreme Soviet, and you know and rem...

If you move something 10 pounds through space and then stop suddenly, there's a little overshoot. Wh...

Anytime you're in West Virginia or near it, and you sing, 'Take Me Home, Country Roads,' it's a sigh...

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.

I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and som...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of m...

God loves you unconditionally, as you are and not as you should be, because nobody is as they should...

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging.

The difficult thing is that vulnerability is the first thing I look for in you and the last thing I'...

Faith minus vulnerability and mystery equals extremism. If you've got all the answers, then don't ca...

Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . ...

You can't have a relationship with a device whose limits are unknown to you, because without limits,...

The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.

Instruments sound interesting, not because of their sound, but because of the relationship a player ...

One of the interesting things about having little musical knowledge is that you generate surprising ...

The earliest paintings I loved were always the most non-referential paintings you can imagine, by pa...

You can't really imagine music without technology.

I'm always interested in what you can do with technology that people haven't thought of doing yet.

Intelligence is the ability to take in information from the world and to find patterns in that infor...

When you drive your car, E = mc2 is at work. As the engine burns gasoline to produce energy in the f...

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy.

Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor.

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active....

Whatever you dwell on in the conscious grows in your experience.

There is no knowledge, no light, no wisdom that you are in possession of, but what you have received...

Do you have to have a reason for loving?

Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.

Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?

Would you go into a CD store and steal a CD? It's the same thing, people going into the computers an...

Generalised anger and frustration is something that gets you in the studio, and gets you to work - t...

The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with.

You can't have a United States if you are telling some folks that they can't get on the train. There...

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.

When it comes to luck, you make your own.

My idea of an amusement park story is getting adventurers to go tour environmental disaster areas. A...

You can never get silence anywhere nowadays, have you noticed?

I'm not really sure what it was, the best moment. You always hope it's to come.

I found a sound that people really liked - I found this basic concept and all I did was change the l...

If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock'n'roll' or they...

Airplanes were invented by natural selection. Now you can say that intelligent design designs our ai...

With any luck, by the time NASA's space probe hits Pluto, you'll be booking a spaceflight with a pri...

The purpose of going to Mars is for humans to first begin to occupy, permanently, another planet in ...

In space, you don't get that much noise. Noise doesn't propagate in a vacuum.

You can never tell when a commercial space venture will suddenly become viable.

If you want poets in space, you'll have to wait.

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to f...

Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours.

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive...

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your...

I don't care how smart a kid you are. The only way you learn what's not right is from experience.

Don't manage - lead change before you have to.

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams;...

Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.