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I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.

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Hello? This is Clary Fairchild.”“Clary? It’s me, Emma.”“Oh, Emma, hi! I haven’t heard from you in ages. My mom says thanks for the wedding flowers, by...more

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Don’t kill her! Only maim her a little!

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Your place is with me,” Jem said. “It always will be.”“What do you mean?”He flushed, the color dark against his pale skin. “I mean,” he said, “Tessa G...more

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He dropped his voice, so low that Tessa wasn’t sure if what he said next was real or part of the dream darkness rising to claim her, though shefought ...more

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A femme fatale and a warrior princess.

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Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—""I said mostly extinct."Alec jabbed a finger toward him."Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembli...more

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She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents,"...more

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Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh."Though you did eat allthe pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, lea...more

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It's not my fault, that I'm flat chested and a midget!

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At least Kyle wasn't home. That would be a hard one to explain to his new roomate. Nobody liked a guy who kept blood in the fridge.

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No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.

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Don’t take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.

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You stole a boat,” she snapped. “What am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?

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Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--