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Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when yo...more

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The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate...more

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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every brea...more

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We just had a near-life experience!

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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk...more

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We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.

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Good news didn't seem real until you'd told at least a dozen friends.

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The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

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By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.

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some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

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Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart ...more

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What's up with you? How come you're being like this?' Because it's the truth. This is the world we live in.