"Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink ...
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More Chuck Palahniuk quotes
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.
"No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it...
"The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.
"No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.
"Anymore, no one's mind is their own.
"The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate....
"After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.
"It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.
"Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
"Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on the...
"The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a gift so perfect that only God shou...
"You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off ...