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If you have to pay the bills, and you write something you're not proud of, use a pen-name for that.

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Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.

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Hand-to-hand combat with three hundred pounds of screaming monkey menace is not my idea of a fair fight. My idea of a fair fight is one unarmed, tooth...more