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He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

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I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, n...more

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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

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In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I know the things I knowAnd do the...more

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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.