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Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.

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Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very ...more

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Slartibartfast's study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library.

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Religion... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever... If someone votes for a party that you don't agree with, y...more

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I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respect as any equal and opposite view. My view is that...more

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You mean you've been in this same set of rooms here for... two hundred years?' murmured Richard. 'You'd think someone would notice, or think it was od...more

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The light was only just visible - except of course that there was no one to see, no witnesses, not this time, but it was nevertheless a light.

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When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where they take tourists who say that they...more

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Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England, people who ...more

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I certainly don’t like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don’t believe in God, or at least not in ...more

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Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

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David Attenborough has said that Bali is the most beautiful place in the world, but he must have been there longer than we were, and seen different bi...more