"Conceited little mega-puppy.
Don't Panic
More Douglas Adams quotes
"Marvin: Look, look, no, just think. They left me - an ordinary, menial robot - to stop you - a gigantic, heavy-duty battle machine - whilst they ran o...
"One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable. An Improbability Fiel...
"Now logic is a wonderful thing but it has, as the process of evolution discovered, certain drawbacks. Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by ...
"No," he said, "look, it's very, very simple ... all I want ... is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Keep quiet and listen." And he sat. ...
"You mean you've been in this same set of rooms here for... two hundred years?' murmured Richard. 'You'd think someone would notice, or think it was od...
"Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least bein...
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes...
"When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a small asteroid inhabite...
"The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look...
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
"In other words - and this is the rock-solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxywide success is founded - their fundamental design...
"This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be the perfect time to disembark.
"Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.