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Don't Panic

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You mean you've been in this same set of rooms here for... two hundred years?' murmured Richard. 'You'd think someone would notice, or think it was od...more

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If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn't actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Ir...more

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After a moment or two a man in brown crimplene looked in at us, did not at all like the look of us and asked us if we were transit passengers. We said...more

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Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least bein...more

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes...more

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When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a small asteroid inhabite...more

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The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look...more

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

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Why, how much did you tip him?'Ford named a figure again.'I don't know how much it is,' said Arthur. 'What's it worth in pounds sterling? What could i...more

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And as they drifter up their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible...more

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In other words - and this is the rock-solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxywide success is founded - their fundamental design...more

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Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.

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Beppu (n.)The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.