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They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd k...

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It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized you could buy a packet of cereal with a free gift and then just stick your hand in and root around in t...

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But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You hu...