"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whethe...

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
~ J. K. Rowling ~











Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

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