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You'd be surprised." Charlie said."You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp Bizkit.""What the hell is Limp Bi...more

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The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

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If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh?

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I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said."California sucks this year."Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street.

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So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy," he said, "she was tripping.

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She'd been in labor for nineteen hours; I completely understood why she wanted to pass the buck. 'You are so beautiful,' her husband crooned, holding ...more

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Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.

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Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!