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People say friends don't destroy each otherWhat do they know about friends?

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The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

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Jesus, why would he hook up with Becca?" "Well, she's not known for her personality or generosity of spirit, so it's probably because she's hot." "She...more

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Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a...more

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When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I m...more

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You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves.

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Anybody can look at you. It's quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.

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I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.

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(...) and then I realized there was no one else to call, which was the saddest thing. The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water'...more

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I dislike the phrase 'Internet friends,' because it implies that people you know online aren't really your friends, that somehow the friendship is les...more

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I'd pick you, I say. Fuck it, I do pick you. I want you to come over to my house in twenty years with your dud and your adopted kids and I want our fu...more

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I think how much depends upon a best friend. When you wake up in the morning you swing your legs out of bed and you put your feet on the ground and yo...more

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Because you're my friend, wingnut.

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When I was little, my dad used to tell me, "Will, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

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Such is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.