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When you date someone, you have the markers along the way, right: You kiss, you have The Talk, you say the Three Little Words, you sit on a swing set ...more

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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

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Part of not being a self-centered asshole, Colin reasoned, is doing things with your friends even when you don't want to.

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There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, and then all at once it gets awkward. All at once, she sees you looking at her...more

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I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least I knew such people,...more

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People say friends don't destroy each otherWhat do they know about friends?

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Jesus, why would he hook up with Becca?" "Well, she's not known for her personality or generosity of spirit, so it's probably because she's hot." "She...more

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Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a...more

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When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I m...more

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I lay down and started to feel a little depressed about prom. I refused to feel any kind of sadness over the fact that I wasn't going to prom, but I h...more

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And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future-you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a ...more

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You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves.

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Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with h...more

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Anybody can look at you. It's quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.

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I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.