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Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it, the nervous warmth of touch...more

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I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags nee...more

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We were kissing.I thought: This is good.I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the his...more

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He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment- because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.

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That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.

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Okay, so anagrams. That’s one. Got any other charming talents?” she asked, and now he felt confident.Finally, Colin turned to her, gathering in his gu...more

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and then I couldn't wait anymore, and my hand was on the back of her head, and then her lips on mine, the cold air gone and replaced with the warmth o...more

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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drun...more

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All along — not only since she left, but for a decade before — I had been imagining her without listening, without knowing that she made as a poor a w...more

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When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I m...more

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As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very po...more

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Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with h...more

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Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will

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Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will. But then again, if you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all

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A nonhot boy stares at you and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy...well.