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The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that...more

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I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're gonna do. I'm just going to do it. Imagining the future is kind of ...more

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But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

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this is the rough part, okay? so just stay tuned for the good part. i promise it'll come soon.

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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

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I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

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If people were rain i was drizzle and she was a hurrican.

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Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it, the nervous warmth of touch...more

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When you date someone, you have the markers along the way, right: You kiss, you have The Talk, you say the Three Little Words, you sit on a swing set ...more

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

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You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.

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I didn't know what to say to her - I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

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When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself.

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Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.

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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I...more