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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

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He who hesitates is a damned fool.

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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

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Goodness had nothing to do with it.