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Point being that you don't have to get too worked up about us, dear educated minds. You don't have to think of us as real girls, real flesh and blood,...more

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She looks like a very young old person, or a very old young person; but then, she's looked that way ever since she was two.

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There's just one thing I want you to remember. You know those chemicals women have in them, when they've got PMS? Well, men have the very same chemica...more

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Lambhood and tigerishness may be found in either gender, and in the same individual at different times.

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Pearls are congealed oyster spit.

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Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

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He said, I won't have one of those things in the house. It gives a young girl a false notion of beauty, not to mention anatomy. If a real woman was bu...more

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A lot of people call you a feminist painter.""What indeed," I say. "I hate party lines, I hate ghettos. Anyway. I'm too old to have invented it and yo...more

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They are boiling with the pressured energy of explosive forces confined in a small space, and with the fervor of all religious movements in their earl...more

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I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

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You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me...more

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Though I knew how this failure would hurt you, I had to fold like a grey moth and let go.You could not believe I was more than your echo.

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How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

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The male frog, in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male frog with the biggest, deepest voi...more

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He was a dork, a dink, a dong… Why should the male member be used as a term of abuse? No man hated his own dorkdinkdong, quite the opposite. But maybe...more