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I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened

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Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man....more

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the next surest thing for a...more

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.