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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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Never let your education interfere with your learning.

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I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the next surest thing for a...more

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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor that ...more

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times sev...more

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Schoolboy days are no happier than the days of afterlife, but we look back upon them regretfully because we have forgotten our punishments at school a...more

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved...more