"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.
~ Mark Twain ~











The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.
More Mark Twain quotes
"I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules.
"Perfect grammar--persistent, continuous, sustained--is the fourth dimension, so to speak: many have sought it, but none has found it.
"High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream--a ...
"Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates a ripple effect.
"I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
"The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.
"Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.
"T[he rules of writing] require that the personages in a tale shall be alive, except in the case of corpses, and that always the reader shall be able t...
"T[he rules of writing] require that the episodes in a tale shall be necessary parts of the tale, and shall help to develop it.
"A man who is not born with the novel-writing gift has a troublesome time of it when he tries to build a novel. I know this from experience. He has no ...
"Write what you know.
"Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man - the biography of the man himself cannot be written.
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so t...


