Could dump two Chinee down in one of our maria and they would get rich selling rocks to each other while raising twelve kids. Then a Hindu would sell ...
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Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
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The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
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Some people insist that 'mediocre' is better than 'best.' They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly. They despise brains becaus...
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It is almost impossible to shake of one's earliest training. Duke, can you get it through your skull that had you been brought up by Martians, you wou...
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Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.
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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
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Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became ...
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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
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It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistic...
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History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — ie., none to speak of
