There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then ...
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to ...
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If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not e...
