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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

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I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success....more

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

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You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

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Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.