"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed...

The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things
~ Terry Pratchett ~











The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things
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