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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

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The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.

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Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, th...more

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Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

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It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was alway...more

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How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.IN PAIRS.

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And he goes around killing people?” said Mort. He shook his head. “There’s no justice.”Death sighed. No, he said... there’s just me.

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He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

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That's a nice song,' said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. It's an old soldiers' song,' he said. Really, sar...more

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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

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It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.

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Was that what it was really like to be alive? The feeling of darkness dragging you forward?How could they live with it? And yet they did, and even see...more

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The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

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ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION....more

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No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...