"THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
~ Terry Pratchett ~












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