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The land around Ankh-Morpork is fertile and largely given over to the cabbage fields that help to give the city its distinctive odor.The gray light of...more

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The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood ...more

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This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

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But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and rip...more

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Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.""Very nourishin' fruit, Mr Stibbons.""Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it's not actually a fruit, si...more

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Once you were in the hands of a Grand Vizier, you were dead. Grand Viziers were always scheming megalomaniacs. It was probably in the job description:...more

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(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural and organic and in t...more

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People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh?And of course there clearly had to be, said Koomi, a Su...more

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Rincewind sighed, and padded around the base of the tower toward the Library.Towards where the Library had been. There was the arch of the doorway, an...more

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The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]