"As humans, we have invented lots of useful kinds of lie. As well as lies-to-children ('as much as they can understand') there are lies-to-bosses ('as ...

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.
~ Terry Pratchett ~










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