"Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.











The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

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"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
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