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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. W...more

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.

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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.