"The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of
I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.
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"I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
"There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm ...
"Jesus is great -- is there a better role model? No. It's religion, it's the people who get in between -- the bureaucracy, you know. ... It's the way p...
"I think religion is a neurological disorder.
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
"New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair...
"You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lotte...
"Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.
"I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.
"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
"And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us aga...
"New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank ATM, but you've been standing ...
"New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to th...