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Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink ...more

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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.

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No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it...more

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No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

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Anymore, no one's mind is their own.

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The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate....more

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After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.

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It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

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Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

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Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on the...more

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The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a gift so perfect that only God shou...more

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A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?""Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.

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You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off ...more