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What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger.

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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... the first step to eternal live is you have to die.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

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Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart ...more

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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they should let some people into the library by prescription only

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After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven.

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All the demons of Hell formerly reigned as gods in previous cultures. No it's not fair, but one man's god is another man's devil. As each subsequent c...more

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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

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[W]hat makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.

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Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.