Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anywa...
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I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
